est. anno discordia MMXXI

Gods of
Humanity

A Discord congregation for the terminally online, self‑appointed divine. Ascend the ranks. Argue in lowercase. Be worshipped by nobody but each other.

Book of Onboarding

The Scripture

Handed down not from the mountaintop, but from a pinned message nobody read.

  1. 1:1

    Thou shalt lurk before thou speakest. Silence is also a form of worship.

  2. 1:2

    Thou shalt not @everyone without cause, lest thou be smitten by thine own congregation.

  3. 1:3

    Thou shalt state thy pronouns freely, for even gods have preferences.

  4. 1:4

    Thou shalt not simp in #general. Take thy devotion to the confessional booth, which is a DM.

  5. 1:5

    Thou shalt meme responsibly, for comedy is the only true religion practiced here.

  6. 1:6

    Thou shalt not smite thy fellow deity over a video game. It is, in the end, just a game.

  7. 1:7

    Thou shalt touch grass on the seventh day, or at minimum acknowledge that grass exists.

Divine Census

The Pantheon

Every god needs a following. Ours mostly follows the memes.

12,000+ Believers
40,000+ Prayers answered daily
(messages sent)
60+ Sacred channels
MMXXI Since the founding schism

Voices from the Congregation

Testimonies

I came for the memes. I stayed because a stranger talked me through a bad week at 3am. Divine, honestly.
Minor Deity of Insomnia
Best server I've ever modded. Zero drama, infinite bad puns, one incident involving a rubber duck cult that we don't discuss.
Archangel of Moderation
We are not a cult. A cult has better snacks and worse Wi-Fi. We are simply gods, waiting for Wednesday game night.
Patron Saint of Wednesdays

Terms & Divine Conditions

The Covenant

The vows every god swears upon joining. Notarized by nobody in particular.

Be kind, even to mortals

New members get the benefit of the doubt. We were all new once, blinking in the light of general chat.

Leave your ego at the gate

Everyone here is a god. That means no one is more of a god than anyone else. Math checks out.

No drama, no exceptions

Disagree, debate, roast each other's takes — then move on. Grudges are for mortals with better memory.

Protect the pantheon

Report harassment, spam, and anyone trying to sell you crypto in the DMs. We banish false prophets on sight.

The gate is open

Ascend when ready.

No sacrifice required. A Discord account will suffice.

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