est. anno discordia MMXXI
Gods of
Humanity
A Discord congregation for the terminally online, self‑appointed divine. Ascend the ranks. Argue in lowercase. Be worshipped by nobody but each other.
Book of Onboarding
The Scripture
Handed down not from the mountaintop, but from a pinned message nobody read.
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1:1
Thou shalt lurk before thou speakest. Silence is also a form of worship.
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1:2
Thou shalt not
@everyonewithout cause, lest thou be smitten by thine own congregation. -
1:3
Thou shalt state thy pronouns freely, for even gods have preferences.
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1:4
Thou shalt not simp in
#general. Take thy devotion to the confessional booth, which is a DM. -
1:5
Thou shalt meme responsibly, for comedy is the only true religion practiced here.
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1:6
Thou shalt not smite thy fellow deity over a video game. It is, in the end, just a game.
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1:7
Thou shalt touch grass on the seventh day, or at minimum acknowledge that grass exists.
Divine Census
The Pantheon
Every god needs a following. Ours mostly follows the memes.
(messages sent)
Voices from the Congregation
Testimonies
I came for the memes. I stayed because a stranger talked me through a bad week at 3am. Divine, honestly.
Best server I've ever modded. Zero drama, infinite bad puns, one incident involving a rubber duck cult that we don't discuss.
We are not a cult. A cult has better snacks and worse Wi-Fi. We are simply gods, waiting for Wednesday game night.
Terms & Divine Conditions
The Covenant
The vows every god swears upon joining. Notarized by nobody in particular.
Be kind, even to mortals
New members get the benefit of the doubt. We were all new once, blinking in the light of general chat.
Leave your ego at the gate
Everyone here is a god. That means no one is more of a god than anyone else. Math checks out.
No drama, no exceptions
Disagree, debate, roast each other's takes — then move on. Grudges are for mortals with better memory.
Protect the pantheon
Report harassment, spam, and anyone trying to sell you crypto in the DMs. We banish false prophets on sight.
The gate is open
Ascend when ready.
No sacrifice required. A Discord account will suffice.
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